Chic and Untroubled

This is the promotional picture for MAC’s new “Electroflash” color collection.

The mineralized eyeshadow duos, blushes, etc., have names like Cultueclash, Sonic Vibe, Vanity’s Child, and Li’ Hot Pepper.

While I get the references, I think I would be more inclined to by a product — that I’ll probably lose within a week — if they bore names such as The Party, Pop The Glock, or just plain ole’ Ed Banger.

Henry Holland and Agyness Deyn would have been fine, too.

Meanwhile, I think I have this photo setting on my computer. Is that bad?